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  • Started 7 years ago by brenda midgley
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  1. A Blonde and a Trucker

    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

    The man walked up to the car and asked "Are you going to San Diego?"
    "Sure", answered the blonde "do you need a lift?"

    "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble".

    "I'd be happy to" said the blonde.

    So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

    Five hours later the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

    With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

    "What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!!"

    "Yes, I know you did" said the blonde, "but we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World".

    Keep smiling. Love, Brenda

    Posted 7 years ago #
  2. Christine Berrett
    Administrator

    Thank you Brenda, brightened up a dull afternoon :oD

    Posted 7 years ago #
  3. Barbara Stone
    Member

    I do hope that wasn't intended at other blondes you know Brenda? Still it was quite good. Heard another good one recently:
    A little girl went to her first wedding, and afterwards, she was talking to her older cousin about it. "How many husbands can a woman have?" she asked, and the cousin replied "Sixteen"
    "Sixteen!" she exclaimed "How do you get to that figure?"
    "Four better, Four worse, Four richer, Four poorer."
    Well, at least its clean!
    Smile on ladies. Barbara

    Posted 7 years ago #
  4. Oh - I like it Barbara.

    Perish the thought I was picking on blondes with mine. This came from one of the chaps at the Severn Valley Railway - they have no idea what 'political correctness' means - and I love their attitude towards it.

    As for having sixteen husbands! - one is bad enough thank you. I spent my yesterday afternoon with my head in the gardening wheelie bin trying to find the two Clematis plants that Geoff had yanked out whilst doing a weed clearing bash the other day. The fact that they had support sticks attached to them meant nothing to him ..(as if one would have support sticks attached to weeds!!...) I ask you....so ..if anyone is looking for a husband and think they might like mine I list his good qualities below:

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    Oh yes he does actually have one good one - he never sulks. He's a tosspot and he knows it........

    Posted 7 years ago #

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